This is a Car Bumper Sticker

A statement of the obvious for people who can't take a hint. "This Is A Car" - for drivers tired of being treated like public transportation by friends and strangers alike.

This brutally simple 10x3 inch sticker features bold white sans-serif lettering on a solid black background with a clean white border, giving it that "warning label" authority. The design is aggressively minimalist, like a "wet floor" sign but for your personal boundaries. It has strong "I'm not your Uber" energy with a side of "yes, I can see you standing there waiting for a ride." The message is so straightforward it loops back around to being hilarious. It's the bumper sticker equivalent of saying "I have a boyfriend" to end an unwanted conversation.

Features:

-10x3 inch size with maximum clarity
-Available as weatherproof sticker or flexible magnet
-Bold black and white design for ultimate visibility
-Clean, minimalist aesthetic with border
-Premium quality, fade-resistant printing

Great for: People constantly asked for rides, drivers tired of being the group's chauffeur, anyone whose "friends" only text when they need transportation, car owners in college towns, folks with spacious vehicles who regret their purchase, designated drivers who are DONE, rideshare drivers on their day off, or as a gift for that friend who's always getting voluntold to drive.