Spores Before Chores Sticker Or Magnet

A declaration of priorities: fungus comes first, adulting comes never. "Spores Before Chores" - for people who'd rather forage for mushrooms than do literally anything responsible.

This groovy 10x3 inch sticker features a cartoon mushroom character with stick arms and legs strutting confidently across a retro orange sunburst background dotted with vintage mushroom illustrations. The bold orange block letters deliver the message with zero apologizes while "Before" flows in white cursive script, creating that classic 1970s aesthetic. The whole vibe screams "I'm going into the woods and you can't stop me" with a side of mycology obsession. It's nature nerd meets procrastination expert.

Features:

-10x3 inch size with maximum fungal energy
-Available as weatherproof sticker or flexible magnet
-Retro 70s sunburst design with mushroom character
-Orange, cream, and brown vintage color palette
-Premium quality, fade-resistant printing

Great for: Mushroom foragers, mycology enthusiasts who ghost their responsibilities, people whose camera roll is 90% mushroom photos, anyone who'd rather hike than vacuum, cottage core procrastinators, nature lovers with dirty laundry piles, amateur mycologists avoiding adult obligations, or as a gift for that friend who cancels plans because they "found a good spot for morels."