Terms and conditions

Terms of Service AKA: The Legal Stuff (But Make It Fun)

Nobody reads these, but here we are. By ordering from us, you’re agreeing to play by these rules. Don’t worry—they’re pretty reasonable, and we promise not to be weird about it.

The Basics

You gotta be 18+ to buy from us. If you’re 17 and really want that pickle sticker, ask your mom. We’re not trying to get yelled at by parents.

We Can Say No

We reserve the right to refuse or cancel orders, especially if something feels sketchy. Suspected fraud? Policy violations? Someone trying to order 500 stickers to resell without talking to us first? Yeah, we can decline that. It’s nothing personal—we just have a BS detector, and it works pretty well.

Our Stuff Is Our Stuff

All our designs, witty product descriptions, and questionable humor belong to us. You can buy the sticker, but you can’t steal the design and print your own. That’s not cool, and our lawyer (who we can’t actually afford) would be very disappointed.

Prices Change Sometimes

Prices are subject to change without notice. Blame inflation, the cost of printer ink, or Mercury being in retrograde. If you ordered it at a certain price, that’s what you pay—we’re not monsters.

Liability (The Boring Part)

We’re not liable for damages beyond what you paid for your order. If a rogue bumper sticker causes an international incident, that’s between you and the UN. We just make sarcastic magnets.

Don’t Be a Jerk

Be nice to our team, or we’ll ban you. Seriously. We’re humans running a small business, not punching bags for your bad day. Respectful communication only, or you’re out.

Wholesale Pricing

Want to stock our stuff in your shop? Hell yeah. Email [email protected] with your retail license, and we’ll talk wholesale pricing. Minimums start at $300, so come ready to commit.

When Things Go Wrong

Sometimes life happens—supply chain disasters, natural emergencies, USPS going rogue, printer explosions (okay, that one’s dramatic). If the unexpected hits, we’ll communicate with you and make it right when we can. We’re not miracle workers, but we’ll do our best.

Disputes

If things get legally messy (let’s hope they don’t), disputes get resolved in Tazewell County courts under Illinois state law. That’s where we live, and honestly, the courthouse has pretty good coffee.

Questions? Concerns? Think we missed something?

Email us at [email protected]. We’re here to clarify, help out, and maybe overshare about our cats.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​