Privacy policy

Privacy Policy AKA: What We Do With Your Info

Look, we’re not selling your data to shady corporations or adding you to spam lists. We’re just trying to get bumper stickers from Point A (our desk) to Point B (your mailbox). Here’s the honest breakdown.

What We Collect

When you buy something, we need your email and shipping address. Shocking, right? Can’t exactly mail a sticker to “that guy who likes pickles.”

What We Do With It

Your Email:We use it to send you order updates like “Hey, your stuff shipped” or “Oops, we need to clarify something.” That’s it. We will NOT add you to marketing emails unless you specifically opt in. We hate spam as much as you do.

Your Shipping Address:We share this with USPS so they know where to deliver your order. They’re the only ones who get it, and they’re legally obligated not to be weird about it.

The Nerdy Stuff

We use Google Analytics to see how many people visit our site and which products make people click “add to cart” at 2 a.m. It’s anonymous data—we can’t tell it’s YOU specifically, just that someone in Ohio really likes sarcastic magnets.

How Long We Keep It

We’re required to keep your order info for 7 years for tax purposes. The IRS makes the rules, not us. After that? Deleted faster than your browser history before your mom visits.

Your Rights

Want us to delete your info? Have questions about what we’ve got? Just email us at [email protected] and we’ll sort it out. No lawyers, no runaround, just humans helping humans.

Still paranoid? We get it.

Email us at [email protected] and we’ll walk you through everything. Probably while oversharing about our cats.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​