Shipping and delivery

Shipping Policy AKA: When Will This Get Here?

Look, we know you’re excited. You just ordered a pickle-themed bumper sticker at 11 p.m. on a Tuesday, and now you’re refreshing your email like it’s your ex’s Instagram. We got you.

When Does It Ship?

We ship orders within 1 business day. That means if you order Monday morning, it’s probably already on its way by Tuesday. If you order Friday night after three beers, it ships Monday. We’re fast, but we’re not “working weekends” fast.

The “Free Shipping” Deal

Everything ships free! But before you throw a parade, the shipping cost is baked into the item price. We’re not magicians—just honest people who hate doing math at checkout as much as you do.

Tracking (Or Lack Thereof)

Here’s the deal: Most of our stuff ships via USPS with stamps because we’re keeping costs down. That means no tracking. Is it old school? Yes. Does it save you $5? Also yes. Your sticker will show up in 3-5 days like a surprise gift from your past self.

When you DO get tracking:If your order needs a box (because you went hard on the magnet collection), we’ll ship it with tracking and email you the info. Then you can obsessively watch your package cross the country like a normal person.

Lost Packages

Did your order pull a Houdini? It’s rare, but it happens. Email us at [email protected] with your order number. We’ll send a replacement or refund you because life’s too short to fight over a $6 sticker.

Where Do You Ship?

Currently, we only ship within the US. Sorry, international pickle enthusiasts—we’re working on it. For now, you’ll have to visit and smuggle stickers home in your luggage.

Questions? Concerns? Want to tell us about your day?

Hit us up at [email protected]. We’re here to help, overshare, and probably send you cat photos.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​