Stop For Critters Run From Cops Bumper Sticker - Funny Animal Lover Car Decal

The definitive guide to road priorities: wildlife gets right of way, police get left in the dust. "Stop For Critters Run From Cops" - a moral code we can all get behind (allegedly).

This adorably chaotic 10x3 inch sticker features a parade of slow-moving animals (turtle, snail, hedgehog, dinosaur) alongside a tiny police car, all rendered in cute pastel colors. The retro-style text in pink and red perfectly captures the "protect the innocent creatures, avoid authority figures" vibe. It's wholesome meets chaos.

Features:

-10x3 inch size with adorable animal lineup
-Available as weatherproof sticker or flexible magnet
-Cute critters: turtle, snail, hedgehog, and friends
-Retro pink and red text styling
-Premium quality, fade-resistant printing

Great for: Animal lovers with a rebellious streak, people who brake for every squirrel, nature enthusiasts who don't trust authority, drivers with questionable priorities, or anyone whose car is covered in "I brake for animals" energy but make it spicy.