Please Hesitate To Contact Me Bumper Sticker - Funny Introvert Humor Car Decal

The official bumper sticker for people who screen every call, ignore every text, and pretend they didn't see you wave in the parking lot.

"Please Hesitate To Contact Me" - finally, an honest communication policy. This 10x3 inch black and neon green sticker features a vintage rotary phone icon with radiating "don't call me" energy. Perfect for introverts, remote workers who are permanently "busy," and anyone whose ideal social calendar is completely empty.

Features:

-10x3 inch size - clear boundaries, visible from afar
-Available as weatherproof sticker or flexible magnet
-Bold black background with eye-catching neon green text
-Retro phone icon (that you definitely won't answer)
-Premium quality, fade-resistant printing

Great for: Introverts, people with social anxiety, work-from-home professionals avoiding "quick calls," anyone who's ever said "sorry just seeing this!" to a text from three weeks ago, or friends who are perpetually "so bad at texting back."