Please Be Patient, Stupid Driver

Who needs a "Student Driver" sticker when you can be brutally honest? Introducing the "Please Be Patient, Stupid Driver" bumper sticker—a perfect blend of self-awareness and self-deprecating humor. Sized at 10x3 inches, this sticker is big enough to let everyone know that you're fully aware of your less-than-stellar driving skills.

Handcrafted with a touch of self-doubt in South Pekin, Illinois, this vinyl sticker is as durable as my willingness to admit that parallel parking just isn't my thing. Designed to withstand the elements (and judgmental glances), it's the ultimate way to poke fun at yourself while navigating the wild world of traffic.

Whether you're the kind of driver who confuses the gas pedal with the brake or just enjoys a little self-deprecating humor, this sticker has you covered. Embrace your inner "Stupid Driver" and give the cars behind you a reason to laugh (or cry).