My Heebies Are Jeebied Bumper Sticker - Funny Anxiety Humor Car Decal

When your anxiety has anxiety and your nerves are fully activated. "My Heebies Are Jeebied" - the most accurate description of existing in 2025.

This 10x3 inch sticker features gloriously retro Microsoft Word Art style typography in orange and purple gradients on a soft pastel background. It's giving early 2000s computer class energy mixed with modern existential dread. Perfect for anxious drivers, overthinkers, and anyone whose baseline state is "slightly unsettled."

Features:

-10x3 inch size with nostalgic Word Art design
-Available as weatherproof sticker or flexible magnet
-Retro orange and purple gradient text
-Soft pastel background for anxious aesthetics
-Premium quality, fade-resistant printing

Great for: Anxious millennials, people whose default state is "vaguely stressed," overthinkers, anyone who remembers Microsoft Word Art, or friends who are perpetually on edge (affectionately).