If You Honk At Me I Will Kill Myself Sticker or Magnet

For drivers with a darker sense of humor and zero patience for road rage. This brutally honest bumper sticker tells tailgaters exactly what's at stake. Perfect for millennials and Gen Z who cope with traffic through existential dread and dark comedy.

Featuring skulls, hearts, tombstones, and bold red text on a bright yellow background, this sticker is impossible to miss - which is kind of the whole point. Whether you're stuck in rush hour or dealing with an aggressive honker, let them know the consequences of their actions.

Features:

-10x3 inch size - highly visible from behind
-Available as weatherproof sticker or flexible magnet
-Eye-catching yellow and red design with skulls and hearts
-Premium quality printing that won't fade
-Guaranteed to make tailgaters think twice (or at least laugh)

Perfect gift for friends with dark humor, anxious drivers, or anyone who's just done with traffic.