I May Be A Peasant But I Drive Like A Knight Bumper Sticker - Funny Medieval Car Decal

Humble origins, noble driving skills. "I May Be A Peasant, But I Drive Like A Knight" - because chivalry isn't dead, it's just stuck in rush hour traffic.

This 10x3 inch sticker features a vintage illustration of a knight in full armor alongside bold blackletter text and decorative stars on a parchment-style background. It's the perfect counterpoint to pretentious drivers - yes, you're driving a 2008 Honda Civic, but you're doing it with HONOR. Perfect for DND players with realistic character builds, Renaissance fair attendees, and anyone who brings nobility to their daily commute.

Features:

-10x3 inch size with vintage knight illustration
-Available as weatherproof sticker or flexible magnet
-Medieval blackletter font with decorative stars
-Aged parchment aesthetic
-Premium quality, fade-resistant printing

Great for: DND players who always roll peasant backgrounds, medieval fantasy fans with regular cars, Renaissance fair enthusiasts, anyone with a humble vehicle but excellent driving ethics, or as a gift for friends who take the "code of chivalry" seriously on the road.