He's Right Wing, She's Left Wing, I'm Farting Bumper Sticker - Funny Political Humor Car Decal

The only political stance that matters in 2025: complete digestive chaos. "He's Right Wing, She's Left Wing, I'm Farting" - because while everyone else is arguing politics, you're just trying to make it through the day.

This boldly ridiculous 10x3 inch sticker features red, blue, and green text with patriotic stars and stripes, perfectly capturing the essence of American political discourse (flatulence). Perfect for people exhausted by political debates, those with IBS who've had enough, and anyone whose contribution to society is mostly methane-based.

Features:

-10x3 inch size with patriotic design
-Available as weatherproof sticker or flexible magnet
-Red, blue, and green text with stars and stripes
-Peak political commentary
-Premium quality, fade-resistant printing

Great for: Politically exhausted millennials, people who avoid Thanksgiving dinner topics, anyone tired of debates, lactose intolerant patriots, drivers who contribute to greenhouse gases, or as a gift for friends who've checked out of all political discourse.