This Vehicle Is For Rectal Use Only Bumper Sticker or Magnet

The most important safety warning your car needs. This bold red and white medical-style parody bumper sticker features pharmaceutical packaging humor complete with an intestinal diagram. Because if you're gonna tailgate someone, you should at least make them laugh first.

Product Details:

10-inch x 3-inch vinyl sticker or magnet (bumper sticker size)
Bold red and white medical warning design
Pharmaceutical label parody with anatomical illustration
Waterproof and weatherproof
Sticker: durable adhesive backing for car bumpers, toolboxes, equipment
Magnet: strong magnetic backing for cars, fridges, lockers, filing cabinets

Perfect For:

Dark humor and crude joke lovers
Medical field professionals with a sense of humor
Pharmacy and healthcare worker gifts
Tailgating deterrent with comedy
Adult gag gifts and white elephant
Road rage prevention through laughter
Offensive humor enthusiasts
Car culture and bumper sticker collectors

This small business, handmade sticker/magnet is absolutely ridiculous and that's the point. Whether you're a healthcare worker who appreciates the absurdity or just someone with an immature sense of humor, this bumper sticker makes a statement (just maybe not a professional one).

Shop small, support independent artists, and embrace the chaos. Made with quality vinyl for long-lasting inappropriate humor. Perfect for Daniel Berchtold Designs fans and anyone whose sense of humor is as crude as their bumper sticker collection.