Birthday Bitch Racoon | 5x7 Folded Greeting Card

Birthday Bitch Racoon

Nothing says 'Happy Birthday' quite like a slightly unhinged raccoon wishing you well. Or maybe threatening you. It's hard to tell with raccoons.

This is a 5x7 folded greeting card featuring a hand-drawn raccoon who's equal parts adorable and concerning. Blank inside so you can write whatever birthday sentiment your heart desires, or just sign your name and call it a day.

Perfect for:

-Friends who appreciate trash pandas
-People who are tired of generic birthday cards
-Anyone who relates to raccoons on a spiritual level (we see you, dumpster divers)

Comes with envelope. Printed on thick cardstock. Will probably make someone laugh, or at least say

'what the hell is this?'

Either way, mission accomplished.