Hark! Card of Greeting | 5x7 Folded Greeting Card

Hark! Card of Greeting

As been tradition since dawn of print, this Card of Greeting hath been thrust upon thee with great ceremony & minimal consent.

Accepteth it, as a token of utmost reward and gratitude! (Use NOT as kindling.)

This is a 5x7 folded greeting card that sounds like it was written by someone who just discovered a thesaurus and immediately went full Shakespeare. Blank inside so you can write something normal, or continue the bit. Your call.

Perfect for:

-English majors with a sense of humor
-Anyone who thinks modern greeting cards are too casual
-People who unironically say 'hark'
-Literally any occasion where you want to confuse the recipient

Comes with envelope. Printed on thick cardstock. Linguistically unnecessary but emotionally essential.

Warning: May cause the recipient to respond in iambic pentameter. We are not liable for any resulting theater kid behavior.