Return Policy AKA: What If You Hate It?

We get it—sometimes life gives you lemons, and sometimes it gives you bumper stickers you regret buying at 2 a.m. No judgment here. Let’s talk returns.

Can I Return This?

• Yes, if it’s within 30 days of delivery and the item is still in its mint, never-been-used, fresh-off-the-printer condition. Basically, it needs to look like it hasn’t been used.
• You’ll also need proof of purchase. A screenshot, email, or interpretive dance that explains where you bought it works for us.

Non-Returnable Items

Sorry, some things are a no-go:

• Custom or personalized items (because nobody wants your "Daniel 4eva" bumper sticker but you).
• Digital downloads or items marked "Final Sale" (because final means final, even if you thought you bought a pineapple pizza).

How Do I Return It?

1. Shoot us an email at [email protected] with your order number and your best "oops, I need to return this" story.
2. Follow the instructions we send back. No carrier pigeons, please.

Refunds

• If your return gets the thumbs-up, we’ll process your refund within 5–10 business days. That’s faster than my toddler deciding he doesn’t like peas, I promise.
• Refunds go back to your original payment method. No, we can’t mail you a check, and yes, your credit card will forgive you.

Shipping Costs

• Shipping costs are non-refundable. Why? Because the post office doesn’t work for free, and neither do we.
• You’ll cover return shipping unless we messed up. In that case, we’ll grovel and cover it for you.

Exchanges

Did we send you the wrong thing or a product that looks like it went through a tornado? Email us within 7 days, and we’ll fix it faster than you can say "Oops, I need this fixed."

Contact Us

Still confused? Have questions? Want to chat? Email us at [email protected]. We’re here to help—and maybe overshare about our cats.